Finally: The Supermini For Men



Toyota Yaris SR

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The Basics


  • Price: From £13,335

  • 0-60 time: 11.7 secs

  • MPG / LPG: 51.4 mpg (combined)

51 The AskMen Take



Cars get typecast. That’s just the way it goes sometimes. Trouble is, when a ride gets typecast unfavorably and falls in with the wrong, and in the Yaris’ case, mature crowd, it takes sizable stones for a manufacturer to resist a proven sales formula and attempt to redirect the ride to appeal to, well, us.

Toyota’s current city car lineup has had the insurance-friendly yoof market sown up for a while. The budget-friendly but likable Aygo and the superb iQ have been huge success stories for the Japanese car giant. But, perhaps all too quickly, buyers can grow out of their funky econoboxes and feel the burgeoning need for a little more room. And it’s right here where 2012’s Yaris should, theoretically, come in to play. But does it?

With its sharp new lines and smartphone-savvy new tech, Toyota believes that guys will finally start taking note of its supermini, and join girlfriends and parents as the typical demographic to whom this car appeals. We jump in the "sportiest" SR-line Yaris to see if it’s worked.



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The previous-gen Yaris SR was a surprisingly sporty little thing, in a warm hatch kinda way, that is. Packing a punchy 1.8-litre engine, 131 bhp, 17” rims, lowered suspension, and a bodykit, it stood out from the rest of the rides in old Yaris range.

Sadly, the all-new 2012 spec Yaris SR has all but lost its spunky individuality. Power comes from an all too eco-conscious 1.33-litre, VVT-i petrol engine that unfortunately possesses no performance advantage over any other strain of Yaris with its generic 98 bhp.

However, the new model is longer yet 20 kg lighter overall. It also benefits from a stiffer chassis and, in the case for the SR, sports suspension for a perceived improvement in agility.

Appropriately aimed as a city drive, the quick steering has a particularly tight turning circle and the standard stick shift has a fuss-free and easy action. A cost option CVT automatic with, bizarrely, paddle shifters is also available for the less energetic.



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Although we’ve been let down in the performance department, the latest Yaris is an impressively packaged piece of supermini. Gone are the soporific curves, now replaced by harder angles and crease lines for a successfully executed contemporary new edge.

The SR features a few subtle mods to the standard Yaris uniform, namely upgraded 16” rims, lower ride height, a mini roof spoiler, smoked lamps, darkened glass, and part-leather upholstery. Unfortunately, in the cold light of day, and unlike its more spirited predecessor, they tend to go all but unnoticed on the road.

The biggest pull of the 2012 Yaris SR, though, has to be its new-found relevance to the social media-minded. Toyota’s new Touch and Go infotainment system, once hooked up to a smartphone, allows you to legally use Facebook, Twitter and Google Maps when you’re on the move through the superb 7” touchscreen. It’ll even handle all your text messaging needs too.

It might not look or ride like it’s well connected, but if clever use of interior space, lean running and 24/7 tweeting and texting do it for you then the new Toyota Yaris SR is worth toying with.



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Meet The Fastest GTI Ever



VW GOLF GTI

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The Basics


  • Price: From £27,560

  • 0-60 time: 6.6 secs

  • MPG / LPG: 34.9 mpg (combined)

80 The AskMen Take



1976 was a good year. Not only was yours truly (your writer) born but it was the year a pair of Steve’s got together to found a little business called Apple, too. However, something else happened in ’76 that changed the automotive world for good -- the VW Golf was born.

Celebrating this event, and evidently not my 35th birthday, VW has released a particularly special incarnation of the legendary hatch. Assuming the iconic GTI badge, this 35th birthday present takes the lauded accolade of being the fastest GTI ever and it’s geared-up to take the whole Golf club on -- that is, with the exception of the unholy Golf R.

The Edition 35 slots in perfectly between the maniacal Golf R and the classic GTI, both in terms of power and price, providing the perfect VW-shaped bridge for those who essentially want to have their Golf-shaped cake and eat it for less than £30k.



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Although this is still officially a GTI, the 231 bhp Edition 35 ditches the latest evolution of the 2.0-litre turbocharged unit used in the standard GTI for what is effectively last season’s motor. However, what’s plumbed in is a detuned strain of the Golf R’s powerplant, which, due to its receptive nature for tuning, carries a 25 bhp injection over the regular GTI. What this ultimately results in is 0.3 seconds quicker from 0-62 mph and a speed dial that now stretches to a more appealing 153 mph.

Aside from the engine, dropped suspension and a revised exhaust actuator that’s been wired for sound, the mechanicals and underbits are standard GTI. This is good though. We love the GTI -- always have and hopefully always will. The car boasts a tenacious front-wheel-drive grip, beautifully balanced steering and a ride that’s enthusiastically firm yet seldom skittish. This genetically modified GTI builds on those rock-solid foundations yet brings some extra shove to the birthday celebrations.

Packing a short-throw, six-speed stick shift as standard, for a £1,295 premium we’d opt for VW’s super-fast, dual-clutch, semi-automatic DSG transmission with it’s accompanying wheel-mounted paddle-shifters. Not only is it an unutterably simple pleasure to use day-in day-out but also makes the most of the modified exhaust note which makes the 35 feel distinctly more ‘R’ than ‘GTI’ when shifting aggressively.

One further option well worth splashing on is the adaptive chassis control that allows for ‘comfort’, ‘normal’ and ‘sport’ suspension settings whilst also reconfiguring steering weight and throttle response at the push of an £800 button.



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Performance and handling to one side, the Golf isn’t the most dramatic looking of automotive legends. Designers are duty bound to conformity when it comes to the styling of the ubiquitous, benchmark hatchback. And although we’re looking here at the fastest ride to ever wear the GTI badge, it still looks, well, eminently sensible.

Look a little closer, though, and the Edition 35 reveals a few external nips and tucks that Golf obsessives will be hypnotized by. An oh-so-subtle but unique body styling kit adorns the front splitter, bespoke highline rear spoiler and side sills while darkened LED rear lights and extra black tinted rear windows mean-up the aggravated GTI. Boasting either standard 18” Watkins Glen rims or optional 19” Glendale rims, both enjoy the benefit of looking hotter than the pricier Golf R’s Talladega rims.

Jump in, pull the door shut to the reassuringly traditional Golf ‘clunk’ and it’s a different story. Err, well, it’s not, actually. The Edition 35 internal pimping is achingly subtle in effect -- but, hey, that’s Golf style, right? Flecks of red proliferate the blackened leather-clad cabin from the red-stitched sports steering wheel, bespoke kick plates, golf ball stick shift and seat belt stripes.

Love the Golf GTI? Love the GTI Edition 35 even more. We certainly do -- here’s to the next 35 years.



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Is This The Car Of The Future?


Mercedes SLK Aphelios


Nature has inspired man and his machines for centuries. Biomimicry was what inspired Leonardo da Vinci to develop an early version of the helicopter based upon bird flight.

However, designer Apostol Tnokovski's SLK Aphelios has taken inspiration for his Mercedes concept from a rather unlikely source.

The humble trout and its slender body shape were the basis for Tnokovski's car. From the side, you see the stubby, angled front, leading into a wider cockpit/main section before following through into a stretched tail with the rear lights forming a fin-like shape.

The only discernible feature on the car is the front grille with Mercedes' trademark single chrome strip suspending the three-spoke badge in mid-air.

Large vents in front of the rear wheels resembling gills provide airflow both along the SLK and through it. While the trout's body has been honed by nature to pass through water over millions of years, we're not sure how it would fare as a car cutting through thin air.

Still, the idea of borrowing from natural selection is a far better one than spending millions trying to discover ideal designs that already exist all around us.




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Matt Hussey was very nearly an award-winning writer. When he's not forcing that accolade into a sentence he spends his time scribbling for men's mags and attending to his beard.


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Warning: This Car Is Not For Amateurs



Jaguar XKR-S

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The Basics


  • Price: £97,000 (as tested)

  • 0-60 time: 4.2 secs

  • MPG / LPG: 23 mpg (combined)

94 The AskMen Take



A cruel irony surrounded Jaguar's latest sportscar and AskMen. Not two days after we took delivery of our test ride, the heavens saw fit to dump a ton of the cold white stuff on it. We soon realised that XKR-S plus snow doesn’t equal anything at all - check out the best snow rides if that's what you're looking for - except a particularly shapely snowcar on your drive.

However, in that two-day window before our belated deep freeze we had the very real pleasure of uncorking the fastest production car Jaguar has ever had the stones to make. And it’s hard to forget.

So this is it - Jag’s most extreme expression of its savage, performance-inspired intent. Re-styled, re-mapped, re-invigorated - the XKR-S Coupe launches Jaguar into an alien, sub-exotic, 300km/h club territory. But can this pace-possessed big cat cut it against the new adversaries like Aston’s V8 Vantage S and Audi’s R8 V10? Put it this way - you’d be a fool to bet against it given Jaguar’s recent run of success.



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The guys back in Warwickshire have been busy. The XKR-S Coupe, therefore, doesn’t just represent a mere tweak of a digital spanner. Before we expand on this, consider the bare facts; 542 bhp, 184 mph and 0-60 mph in 4.2 seconds. That’s more powerful than both the Audi R8 V10 and the V8 Vantage S, and in the case of the latter, quicker too. But remarkably, given its lofty price tag of nearly £100k, it’s also cheaper - just.

Resisting throwing the bath water out with baby, Jaguar hasn’t forgotten the XK’s USP as a damn quick grand tourer that smothers you in comfort. And although the XKR-S fights with more hardcore, track-focused rivals, now it still rides in reassuringly epic fashion - but benefits from revised suspension and aerodynamic elements that allow you to access the extra 40 bhp, the upgraded, 5.0-litre, supercharged, that the British-built V8 affords.

And the all-important Jaguar growl? Thanks to an all-new, adaptive sports exhaust system, this breed of big cat has never sounded so outrageously sonorous – easily enough to bring out your hidden hooligan. But beware…with such exponential levels of power and torque channeled through those 20” Pirelli P-Zero rears, it does have a habit of testing the physics of friction and a natural instinct to bite back – sideways.



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First flaunted in 2011 at the Geneva Motor Show, the XKR-S Coupe signaled a sharper new look for Jaguar’s XK range with, most notably, those piercing, re-profiled headlamps. But, unlike the rest of the grand tourer range, the S has turned the styling dials up to 11. The radical, and venomously mean-looking front-end features extra fairing, twin nacelles, side vents and a carbon fibre splitter - you can’t miss it.

Happily, the pimping doesn’t end at the front. Round at the business end the XKR-S sports a sexy new carbon fibre rear diffuser, a signature fixed wing and a buffed-up rear apron. The dropped ride height, over the ‘regular’ XKR, is also rammed home visually through deeper, sculptured side sills, making the XKR-S hug the road like no other XK before it.

Inside the Jag’s new prize fighter it’s much the same sporty-yet-cosseting interior that the XKR already rocks but with a few flash tweaks like the carbon fibre effect leather seats, contrast stitching and moody dark aluminum trim.

To drive an XKR-S Coupe is to want an XKR-S Coupe. But be warned… this particularly angry Jaguar will take an amateur’s face off if it’s poked it in the wrong place.



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The Ultimate 3-Series?



BMW 328i Saloon

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The Basics


  • Price: £42,355 (328i Modern as tested)

  • 0-60 time: 5.9 secs

  • MPG / LPG: 44.8 (combined)

83 The AskMen Take



In the twilight of a car’s lifecycle, sales predictably take a bath. 0% finance stickers breakout over them like a numerical rash and showroom prices take a seriously close shave. Not so, it would appear, with the bulletproof BMW 3-Series.

The previous-generation saloon has continued to sell like hot Bratwursts in Berlin. So spot on was Beemer’s last 3-Series that they didn’t need to replace it. But in the spirit of one-upmanship over Mercedes and Audi they’ve gone and done it anyway.

Obviously we were never expecting a radical departure in styling or driving dynamics and this has proved to be the case -- but inside and under the hood, the men from Munich have clearly been very busy indeed. Faster, cleaner and leaner, the new 6th-generation ‘3’, dripping with German efficiency, pushes the saloon bar ever higher.

Avoiding Germany at this time of year, we headed to the sunnier climbs of Andalusia, Spain, with the all-new 328i to make sure BMW hasn’t dropped, or lost possession, of the compact executive ball.



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The span of the 3-Series range is broadly similar to the 5th-gen’s lineup, excepting the 328i that is. Tipped to spearhead the saloon’s petrol flavoured sales on a global scale, this frugal yet sporty ‘go-to’ model replaces both the six-cylindered, 3.0-litre, 325i and 330i. Cleverly, the 328i, whilst shedding a third of its predecessors’ capacity and cylinders -- now a twin-turbocharged, 2.0-litre, four-cylinder unit -- manages to be more powerful to the tune of 41 hp (245 hp) over the out-going 325i. The trade-off? Regrettably it’s the soundtrack. But more sonorous, old school, straight-six BMW fun can still be found in the juicier 335i that kicks off around £35k and packs a pleasing 306 hp into the equation too.

Capable of 0-62 mph in 5.9 seconds, 44.8 mpg and CO2 emissions of just 147g/km -- although not simultaneously, of course -- the 328i Saloon is a pretty remarkable feat of mainstream engineering, that, when coupled with the superb new 8-speed autobox (a £1500 cost option over the standard 6-speed manual) allows its further reaches, be them pace or efficiency based, to be explored effortlessly.

We’re also glad to report that the new ‘3’ had turned up for 2012 with all its trademark rear-wheel balance, drivability and handling pedigree intact. It’s further fettled too via the Drive Performance Control. Flick from a feisty ‘Sport+’ setting to the über-intelligent ‘ECO PRO’ mode to harnesses a raft of new fuel saving tech although too dry to mention will doubtless save you from an unexpectedly dry tank in the wrong neighbourhood.



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Performance gains can’t be argued with, but the looks? Less aggressive than the 5th-gen ‘3’, BMW has opted for a classier route. Taking design cues most notably from the swept-forward 6-Series with a protruding, shark-nose grille and driver-focused, well-appointed, more spacious interior this latest 3-Series feels more premium than ever before.

The big-selling compact exec is now also more personally pimp-able with three new ‘designer’ trim lines added over and above more traditional specs; ‘Sport’, ‘Modern’ and ‘Luxury’. But don’t worry -- our favourite M Sport spec will arrive soon… BMW is just keeping us hanging on a little longer for that particular cherry.

The ‘Modern’ trim we tested featured exclusive 17” rims, bespoke bumper design, external matt chrome detailing and sumptuous cream leather interior juxtaposed with seriously leftfield, Log Flume-inspired bumpy wood trim. But, hey, talking points are good, right?

Loaded with optional tech like head-up display, ConnectDrive (internet connectivity) and Park Assist, our test car was far from cheap weighing in at £42k but the 328i Modern does start from £30k if you can strictly ration your ‘need’ list.

Ultimately 2012’s classy BMW 328i offers rewardingly smooth driving with premium luxury feel that benefits from new-found diesel-like running costs, proving that you don’t, necessarily, need a six(cylinder)-pack to get your saloon kicks.



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James Bond Is Going Back To Basics

James Bond Car

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"The news coming out of Skyfall certainly suggests a back-to-Bond-basics approach."



It looks like James Bond is going old-school in Skyfall -- especially where his motor is concerned. Reports from the set of Skyfall find 007 back behind the wheel of his Aston Martin DB5, which fans will instantly recognise as Sean Connery’s Bondmobile of choice in Goldfinger

Exactly how big a role the car will play is being kept under wraps. The car cameoed in Casino Royale (Bond won it in a poker tournament), but recent 007 flicks have featured Fords and Jags among the latest Astons, while Range Rovers have also been snapped on the Skyfall set. 

The news coming out of Skyfall certainly suggests a back-to-Bond-basics approach, just in time to celebrate 50 years of 007 movies. The first official shot of the movie, as well as spy snaps taken on the London set, saw Bond wielding his iconic Walther pistol, which will no doubt see some action as he tries to defend MI6 from an assault led by bad-guy Javier Bardem. 

Skyfall will also feature the return of MI6’s much-loved Quartermaster, better known as Q -- the god of gadgets, from car ejector seats to the exploding attache case. Determined to keep things Casino Royale-fresh, they’re not going down the grumpy old codger route, instead casting 31-year-old Ben Whishaw. The fresh-faced actor has been acclaimed for his Hamlet on stage -- proper thespian alert -- as well as BBC drama The Hour

Skyfall will be released in November.

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Lessons In Manhood From The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead

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"Why should it take an apocalyptic scenario for a man with actual balls to have value?"



People have attributed a lot of metaphorical significance to zombies since George Romero released his second undead movie, Dawn of the Dead, in 1978. In that movie, the zombies hung around the places they used to lumber through in life, specifically an awesome mall with a fully stocked gun store outside of Pittsburgh. The suggestion there was that these people were already “zombies” before they were dead, but, presumably, with a little more interest in the food court Sbarro (then again, maybe not). 

Where zombie metaphors aren’t obvious, people tend to use the undead horde as stand-ins for whatever group they currently don’t like. Hate the Tea Party? Zombies. Christian conservatives? Zombies. War protesters? Zombies.

Zombies, though, at their best are a natural disaster: a Hurricane Katrina, Haitian earthquake or Japanese tsunami. They are a worldwide extinction-level threat that forces the living characters to be stripped down to what they really are. Watching these plots unfold, you have to ask yourself how you’d handle a similar situation. Are you a leader or a follower? Are you strong or are you weak? Are you a man or are you a member of the indie-folk rock band Modest Mouse? There’s not much call for banjo and ukulele players in the zombie apocalypse is what I’m saying. Pick up a few survival skills, Isaac Brock, if you know what’s good for you. 

Zombies, Metaphors And Masculinity 


That’s when metaphor gets turned on its head. Where zombies might be used to represent aspects of our culture, the actual survivors represent us as individuals. On FX’s The Walking Dead, we are presented with two alpha male characters who are vying for group leadership: Rick Grimes and Shane Walsh. One of those guys is the perfect leader: not only can he keep his people alive in a world filled with zombies, but he can actually find a way to make that world a safer, more livable place. The other one is Rick Grimes. 

I think this speaks to a larger issue with men in the real world. Specifically, how society expects the modern man to be a sweaty, weak-kneed manchild who is overly concerned with ruffling the feathers of people who have no business being covered in feathers in the first place. A mangina who knows in his sensitive, bleeding heart that violence doesn’t solve anything and killing the bad guy, be it serial killer, murdering terrorist or genocidal evil dictator, makes you just as bad as he is. War, man, what is it good for? 

It would be awesome if that stuff were true, but it’s make believe. Sometimes the bad guys don’t stop being bad until they’re dead. Violence can and has solved lots of problems, and war, I’m sad to say, can serve a purpose -- like freeing an entire society, ending slavery or stopping a holocaust. And if you haven’t ruffled somebody’s feathers with something you’ve said, then you’ve never really said anything worthwhile in your life. 

Rick Grimes, played by Andrew Lincoln, is supposed to be the hero of The Walking Dead, but why? Because he’s a decent, sensitive man? Every decision Rick makes ends up with another member of their group injured or dead. Here come some spoilers: Merle, Carl, Otis, Sophia, Amy, Jim, Ed, and Jacqui have all died or nearly died as a direct result of actions Rick has taken in the show. 

Meanwhile, Shane, played by Jon Bernthal, is the guy the show wants you to think is too unstable and violent. But he’s the reason every single character alive on the show is still alive. That includes Rick’s harpy wife, his slackjawed kid and even Rick himself. Shane actually kills Otis so that he can get away from a group of zombies to save Rick’s kid, who got shot in the chest in the first place (by Otis, no less) because Rick was an idiot. 

The thing, of course, is that it’s a zombie show. People are going to be eaten once in a while, or you don’t have much of a show. Without hordes of cannibalistic zombies, gruesome kills and constant paranoid danger at every turn, you just have a show about a bunch of whiny, insipid white people sitting around on a farm, killing time between pharmacy trips by complaining about one other and shooting cans/logs as target practice. And, I mean, nobody wants that. 

The problem, I think, is the writers’ societal conditioning. The way they were raised in this man-hating era is causing problems within the story. There’s no question that if there were really a zombie apocalypse (like the one I’ve been planning and preparing for my entire adult life), a Shane will keep you alive and a Rick will have a zombie picking pieces of you out of its teeth. Why should it take an apocalyptic scenario for a man with actual balls to have value? Why should cowardice and conformity be accepted as virtues? 

Why would a guy who wants to calmly discuss the barn full of hungry zombies as if it’s some sort of zoning problem be a better leader than the guy who wants to kill them all immediately? I guess we’ll have to keep watching The Walking Dead to find out, but right now I’m not convinced.

- The Walking Dead, 10pm Fridays, FX

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